armajesticursulana:

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

I don’t get it!

Somebody explain!

Micro (small) waves (like waves at the beach) microwaves lol. Get it now?


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theofficialpolice:

just-cat:

sad-white-girl:

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

"why weren’t you at school today"

"my mum feels me"

*police sirens*

(Source: 2cc48a)


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thegilly:

Paul backstage after a rehearsal of Thank Your Lucky Stars. Scanned from The Beatles Book Monthly No. 175.
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digitintheremisterspock:

i like how star trek gives us quotes like “how we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life” yet what we all seem to take away is “where’s the dingle dangle”

(Source: logicians)


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spicyshimmy:

what she says: im angry because the days are shorter
what she means: im angry because not everything is stark trek


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farpointed:

exam tip: dont know an answer?? write down star trek because star trek is always the answer

(Source: emogerard)


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